1. Of course there’s always debate about invasive species, but usually… Well, usually you don’t think hippopotamus, not in the same mental grouping as zebra mussel and starling.  But apparently we live on a place where that can happen; where Colombian drug lords decide to create a haven (of sorts) for hippos; and where, even today, the problem lingers.  (NYT, via MeFi)
2. But who’d hijack a hippo?  Probably no one. But maybe you want precautions in place, just in case: 
   

   The crate was hoisted onto the flatbed with a 120-ton construction crane. For security reasons, there were no signs on the truck indicating that the cargo was a hippopotamus, the zoo said.

     (WaPo, via Schneier)

3. But it’s not all fun and games.  (Actually, part of #1 is already treading into the not-fun-and-games category, if you read into it.)  Sometimes hippos fight sharks.  At least in Italian natural history books from the 60s, maybe.  (via Tetrapod Zoology)

Is that even a chicken?

The Deglingos.

But it’s so good, it deserves a second posting.  Just watch it.

(And for those wary of blindly clicking on a link, picture this: a French film from 1907 involving someone in a giant pig suit.  Be warned: it’s awesome, but might give you nightmares if you’re easily frightened of strange things.)