strange animals traveling in twos and threes » Blogs http://www.swordbilled.com/words news. culture. writing. the end of humanity as we know it. etc. Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:46:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Endearing and true http://www.swordbilled.com/words/2008/09/24/endearing-and-true/ http://www.swordbilled.com/words/2008/09/24/endearing-and-true/#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:21:13 +0000 Ben http://www.swordbilled.com/words/?p=1065 Related posts:
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]]> Well, I made up the second part.

I enjoy a read over by Tawny Grammar (formerly One Pot Meal) once in a while, and this piece reminded me why.

I thought I’d packed a kiwifruit in my lunch, but I guess it was really a wikifruit because just as I was about to slice and eat it a stranger rushed over and told me it was a peach. And before I could say anything, a second stranger ran up and said no, not a peach, it was a rare variant of hairy nectarine, secretly developed by the CIA in the 1950s.

(There’s more.)

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