Atomic Sledgehammer

Instructions on Creating An Atomic Sledgehammer:

  1. obtain a vehicle. The more bullet-shaped, the better. A high speed train would be ideal, but if unavailable you may substitute an automobile. E.g., a minivan. Or a hearse.
  2. spraypaint entire vehicle (incl. windows) fly yellow. If desired, wheels may be painted silver for effect.
  3. create large sledghammer stencil.
  4. paint black sledgehammer on front of vehicle.
  5. accelerate.

There, you’ve done it. You’ve made an atomic sledgehammer.