Hoyt began moving his lips as if he were trying to suck the ice cream off the top of a cone without using his teeth

I don’t have much in the way of an opinion regarding Tom Wolfe, but I have absolutely no desire to sample any of his writing.

This certainly isn’t about to change my mind.

(Guardian: “Wolfe scoops Bad Sex award,” by Michelle Pauli [December 14, 2004])