Surely 34 months wouldn’t kill you.

Would they?

A handy listing of food (and some non-food) expiration time frames.  Although, come on–you’re supposed to refrigerate opened peanut butter after 3 months?  Refrigerate?  Really?

It’s reassuring, as always, to see that even when the sun outlives its useful existence and fries the earth, honey will still be good to eat.

(via RealSimple, by way of Lifehacker)