The Future Is Dismal, and It Is Here

First came the chicken bombs, then the chicken guns. I fear chicken landmines and drones will soon rear their ugly heads.

Sometimes the things that seem most like jokes are what we need most fear.

Or not.

But you can never really know for sure.

(For an overview of the real-life use of chicken cannon [which as of yet have not been implemented in actual warfare] that’s surprisingly thorough, pay a visit to Snopes)

(As for the chicken bombs, okay, so the military claims to have never implemented them. But you show me a government that hasn’t implemented chicken bombs and I’ll show you a government that is weak and defenseless.)