Uncommon knowledge about a moose

Is it used with a computer? I say Probably.¹
Does it fit in your wallet? I say Probably.²
Does it squeak? I say Probably.
Do you chew it? I say Yes.³
Does it come in pairs? I say Probably.⁴
Is it a part of something larger? I say Probably.
Do you eat it with Thanksgiving dinner? I say Probably.
Can it be washed? I say Doubtful.⁵
Does it have big ears? I say Yes.
Is it delicious? I say Probably.⁶
Is it used for hunting? I say Yes.
Is it carbon-based? I say Doubtful.
Does it have a title? I say Probably.⁷
Is it spontaneous? I say Probably.
Does it like to clean itself? I say No.⁸
Was it used over 100 years ago? I say No.

More helpful information via 20Q. I honestly didn’t know that a moose could fit in your wallet, or that it’s something you’d probably eat with Thanksgiving dinner. I feel so stupid.

Notes:

1. I’m guessing this really means mouse. Moose, mouse, it’s easy to confuse the two. I do it all the time.
2. Really?
3. Moose chew. Now there’s a brilliant idea if ever there was one. Actually, there is something called Moose Munch, which is in fact quite tasty. And I guess not that far-removed from Moose Chew.
4. Okay.
5. Yeah, okay, I wouldn’t want to wash a moose either.
6. I agree completely.
7. Mr. Moose? Dr. Moose?
8. Okay, I don’t have a problem with this one, either.