You May Be

• You may be a rock star.¹
• You may be a terrorist.
• You may be overweight.²
• You may be ill in the head.³
• You may be running out of gas.⁴

Notes:

1. via All Facts and Opinions; I’m a WRCL—yes, that’s right, I may be a rock star. Find out today what you may be!
2. AlterNet: “Keep Yer Flab On,” by Lakshmi Chaudhry [July 15, 2004]
3. BMJ: “Bush plans to screen whole US population for mental illness,” by Jeanne Lenzer [June 19, 2004], via How To Save The World
4. CSM: “EPA’s m.p.g. ratings get an inspection,” by Mark Clayton [July 15, 2004]