Gee That’s A Large Beetle I Wonder If It’s Poisonous…

…and many other weird and often irreverently profane band names, found on the The Canonical List of Weird Band Names. Which, yes, restricts the list to actual band names. Skimming the list, I recognized maybe 11 or 12 names, but I’m not too sure whether that’s a particularly good thing. It might be, it might not.

The list includes such beauties as the following:

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup
Freud Chicken
He’s Dead Jim
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
Not With My Camel
Rats of Unusual Size

And also includes such sage advice as:

Goldfish Don’t Bounce

(found via diepunyhumans)